- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

My three children are three big mistakes.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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