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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.