- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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