- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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