How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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