- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

A baby seal walks into a club.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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