What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Ask me if im a tree? No

What did the fish say after he

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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