- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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