well now

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

Penis

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

whats your budget like? a budget.

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

I Have a Black Friend

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

FUS RO DAH!!!

what's up? my penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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