- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Knock knock come in.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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