- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

A baby seal walks into a club.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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