- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

96 there mad at each other instead its 69

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Whats green? The color green.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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