- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

Your mom

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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