sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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ass.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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Anti Joke

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