Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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