- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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