- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Nuneaton..

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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