- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

96 there mad at each other instead its 69

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Whats green? The color green.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??