What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

I can count to potato.

82

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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