Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

well now

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

Penis

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

whats your budget like? a budget.

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

I Have a Black Friend

What do you call a Jew A Jew

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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