Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Good to see you today!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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