Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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