Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Dick Chaney

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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