What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Obama 2012

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Anti Joke

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