Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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you.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Obama 2012

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Runescape.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Wumbo

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