Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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America Votes

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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here kitty kitty

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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