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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

The Colts this year.

Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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