A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

women's rights

How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

A Woman out of the kitchen

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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