knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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here kitty kitty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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