Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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here kitty kitty

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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