A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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