- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

A car walks into a bar.

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

HOLY COW!

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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