How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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You all have Aids

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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AIDS.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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