What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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