- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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