- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What's brown an sticky Shit

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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