How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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ur gey

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stinky boner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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