- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

I wrote a funny joke.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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