There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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HURT

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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c-? men, C-men

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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The Colts this year.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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