- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Trump will make America great again.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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