why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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haha

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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