- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Justin Bieber

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Aaron Pfeifer likes men

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

HOLY COW!

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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