- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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