- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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