Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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stinky boner

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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