What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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so how about that irline food

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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guess what chicken butt

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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