my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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