- Anti Joke

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.