why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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