What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Life

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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