Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

who's a slut... you're mom

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

Banana Hamock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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