- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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