knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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