Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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