What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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feminine literature

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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