What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

whats a joke

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Knock knock *open*

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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