How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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Koalas mum is a slut

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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I went to work today....

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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69

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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