Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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PENIS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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