What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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Women's rights.

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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