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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

black people

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

Mogok Papiti.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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