why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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